the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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