so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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