So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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