I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
