OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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