is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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