so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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