Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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