i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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