mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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