Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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