Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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