fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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