Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Define "chronic" masturbator.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
