I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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