we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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