Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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