toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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