they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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