That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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