hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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