Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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