I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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