you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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