Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The uberlube is also flammable
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
