Porn is love you can see.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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