yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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