I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's blow job season.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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