ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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