Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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