Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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