can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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