And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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