god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
They took my balls.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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