i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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