I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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