he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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