Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
