It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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