If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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