I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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