do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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