he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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