I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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