I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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