We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
