sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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