dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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