I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
