I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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