There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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